MY LEFT TIT commented on Safeco Not A Welcoming Place For Gay Couples Brazen Enough To Show Affection

"@FrankTheTank: I made out with a chick at a softball game once and the ump was like "you need to stop that right now" and I'm like "dude, what is your problem?" and he goes "YOU'RE OUT!" right in my face and I'm like "DUH!" Umps."

MY LEFT TIT commented on Larry Wayne Jones Jr. And The Chase For .400

"You know, I want to hate him, I really do."

MY LEFT TIT commented on Media Approval Ratings: Keith Olbermann

"I'd switch teams for him. APPROVE!"

MY LEFT TIT commented on Always A Fun Night In Philly When The Mets Are In Town

"So, I'm a little late to this comment party (I'm catching up on old posts) but that was by far the most worthless post I've ever read on Deadspin."

MY LEFT TIT commented on Bissinger Vs. Leitch

"Will, they don't hate you for this site and the fact that you let any yahoo with an opinion post it here."

MY LEFT TIT commented on About Last Night

"GO BUCKEYES...."

MY LEFT TIT commented on So, Does Anybody REALLY Care About Jose Canseco And Alex Rodriguez?

"@Weed Against Speed: +1."

MY LEFT TIT commented on The Excerpts From "Vindicated" About Alex Rodriguez (UPDATE: Now Redacted!)

"Jose is clearly a graduate of the George Costanza School of Lie Detector Test Passing."

MY LEFT TIT commented on A Very NBA Valentine's Day

"Shouldn't Beckett be at spring training?"

MY LEFT TIT commented on Ryan Dempster Says ... No Wait ... He Says ... Really ... The Cubs ... Ha ... Sorry, We Just Can't

"I do not profess to know much about Ninjas, however, I do believe they probably frown upon being, you know, fat."