Billy Clyde Puckett commented on Chicago Magazine Writer Loves Him Some Jay Mariotti

"@Rick Mahorn's Pimp Hand is Way Strong: Kids?"

Billy Clyde Puckett commented on Albert Pujols Will Bring Pro Soccer To St. Louis If It's The Last Thing He Does

"@Matt Sussman: hilarious."

Billy Clyde Puckett commented on Albert Pujols Will Bring Pro Soccer To St. Louis If It's The Last Thing He Does

""I thought the MLS was in trouble when it moved the San Jose Earthquakes to Houston; if you can't have a viable pro soccer franchise in San Jose, there's no real hope for expansion anywhere." That's what you get for thinking. It's about stadiums."

Billy Clyde Puckett commented on Jim Leyritz Will Soldier On Somehow

"Fuck. You."

Billy Clyde Puckett commented on Chief Illiniwek Lives...Sort Of

"They didn't actually retire Chief Illiniwek. In keeping with tradition, they just moved him gradually farther and farther west."

Billy Clyde Puckett commented on Bad Call Costs Steelers Fans $32 Million

"I don't suppose "not betting on the NFL" is an option, right?"

Billy Clyde Puckett commented on Soccer Historian Keeps Long-Abandoned Hope Alive

"1,000 or so matches?"

Billy Clyde Puckett commented on Phil Fulmer Stepping Down From Tennessee At The End of the Season

"5-12 vs."

Billy Clyde Puckett commented on Woman lies to judge about

"How did Joe-Ellan Dimitrius miss her in voir dire? /not a lawyer, just likes foreign phrases"

Billy Clyde Puckett commented on How The Deadspin Editorship Ruins Your Personal Life, But Saves Your Team

"Dude, seriously...you know this is sports we're talking about right? (That point would be stronger if marriage wasn't such a crapshoot anyway, but you get the point.)"