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"@ChongLiDimMak: The FOX crew that called the Boise upset in the Fiesta Bowl was tremendous (Brenaman, Davis, Alvarez) until Chris Myers popped up."

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"NOT FOR PUBLIC USE!"

ImAManImForty commented on The Mark Cuban Scandal For Dummies (Like Us)

"@Doyle McPoyle: Harumph to that."

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"First in was cherries causing dysentery, now lentils creating noxious clouds of gas. Drew, do you EVER eat any fiber?"

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"jigga what?"

ImAManImForty commented on Texas Lineman Gets Kicked Off Team for Racist Facebook Message to Barack Obama

"@RachelRayIsTheDevil: He pulled it off in the 70s."

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"did the Dolphins change their uniforms to resemble Bahama Breeze? Get me a Mai-tai stat, muscle man..."

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"I have always said that sports fandom most similarly represents tribal activity."

ImAManImForty commented on Woman hit by stray bullet

"I was recently at the gun range and was hit by a car."

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"I thought this was all fun and games till I saw the Swastika."