LovelaceVsViennaSausage commented on Crappy Teams Forget They're Crappy

"Notably absent from the list: the Bengals leading 14-3 against Jacksonville, courtesy of two C."

LovelaceVsViennaSausage commented on Rays Fans Spooked by Beer-Throwing Passion of Towel-Waving, Jovial Fanbase

"I wonder what he's going to think when the fans (win or lose) topple the statue of William Penn atop city hall like the Saddam statue in Baghdad."

LovelaceVsViennaSausage commented on Morning Blogdome: Canucks Terrified By Scary Costumes, Binge-Drinking During Silver And Black Tailgate

"Wait, I thought option 3 was smoky tornado related."

LovelaceVsViennaSausage commented on The Unhinged, Passionate Fury Of One H.G. Bissinger Reveals Itself Again

"Security to Bissinger: So long, fuckface/fetus-faced windbag."

LovelaceVsViennaSausage commented on Media Approval Ratings: Emmitt Smith

"I approve for the sake of comedy."

LovelaceVsViennaSausage commented on Byron Scott's Son Is Doing His Best To Support His Pops

"Didn't understand a word."

LovelaceVsViennaSausage commented on Stephen Colbert Unveils Latest In Philadelphia Sporting Attire

"@MurrayHewitt: Needs more cheez-whiz and Lager (Yuengling for the uninitiated) stains."

LovelaceVsViennaSausage commented on Back When Men Were Men, And The Prose Was Purple

"Can we just bring back the Stu Scott poetry jam instead?"

LovelaceVsViennaSausage commented on Brian Kenny's Media Approval Rating Went Up A Little Bit

"Yo, yo, yo, wrap it up, B! [images2.metacafe.com]"

LovelaceVsViennaSausage commented on Chris Henry. Arrested. Again. Really, Chris? Really? (UPDATE: And Now He's Gone)

"18?"