IchiroSuzukiSamurai commented on NFL Season Preview: The Detroit Lions

"@Chamomiles Davis: If you started the club, you'd see the Boston fans lining up to join."

IchiroSuzukiSamurai commented on Some More Mustard On That 100-Meter Gold Medal, Mr. Bolt?

"Gives the lie to Satchel Paige, doesn't it?"

IchiroSuzukiSamurai commented on NFL Season Preview: The Detroit Lions

"Only one jersey makes any sense at all: Lem Barney, no."

IchiroSuzukiSamurai commented on Deadspin HOF Nominee: Isiah Thomas

"As a Pistons fan since they moved from Fort Wayne, the most remarkable thing about Zeke is that while his coming was the turning point in what had been one of the worst franchises in pro sports history, he seems to have taken his entire general managing career advice from how the Pistons operated before he came."

IchiroSuzukiSamurai commented on Can The Redeem Team Win The Gold With Kobe Playing Like Pete Myers?

"I'm surprised Kobe isn't on the Japanese team."

IchiroSuzukiSamurai commented on Manny Ramirez Fails To Notice That In The National League, Games Are Nine Innings

"Has Torre explained to Manny about the no DH rule in the NL, too?"

IchiroSuzukiSamurai commented on No, Mark Spitz Will Not Go Quietly. And Why Should He?

"The record Phelps cannot break: becoming a character in Doonesbury when it was still fresh and relevant."

IchiroSuzukiSamurai commented on Charlie Weis Would Not Like To Discuss The Beer Olympics, Thank You

"Okay, Charlie, on a totally different topic, when are you due and who's the father?"

IchiroSuzukiSamurai commented on Aaron Rodgers Just Needs A Hug

"He should switch religions to Scientology."

IchiroSuzukiSamurai commented on Favre Fever Grips Manhattan

"@thefuseproject: an electrical banana?"

IchiroSuzukiSamurai commented on Greg Oden on the comeback

"The great thing is that now Oden and Durant can have all those great games against one another in the two longtime rivalry cities of Portland and Oklahoma City."

IchiroSuzukiSamurai commented on Tired of Just Rooting for American Olympic Gold? Root For Ivy League Olympic Gold As Well

"I must admit that the only Olympic athlete I know personally is in fact an Ivy Leaguer (and a world champion in her sport)."

IchiroSuzukiSamurai commented on O.J. Simpson Down to One Co-Defendant; Other Four Have Now Copped Pleas

"If they copped a plea, you must set him free."

IchiroSuzukiSamurai commented on Dean Wormer NFL Unveils Fan Code Of Conduct

"Apparently, it really was over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor."

IchiroSuzukiSamurai commented on The Women's Guide To The Insults Of Idiots

"Let's see, you want to trade me naked women and chocolate and you get sprouts and wheatgrass."

IchiroSuzukiSamurai commented on Yankee Revenue To Immediately Double In New Stadium

"I'm reminded of Little Napoleon's financial report for the mob in "Some Like It Hot": Last year we made $100 million before taxes."

IchiroSuzukiSamurai commented on Morning Blogdome: Math Is Hard

"That Big Unit must be big enough for two."

IchiroSuzukiSamurai commented on Mike Shanahan appears on Denver

"He also said he'd not miss the Democratic National Convention, and would be glad when it finally left town."