HeavyPettingZoo commented on America, The Freakishly Strong, Inhumanly Beautiful

"@Sculptor?!?I_just_met_her!: I don't care if every episode is 80% the same as the last one..."

HeavyPettingZoo commented on America, The Freakishly Strong, Inhumanly Beautiful

"I keep hoping somehow the Olympics morph into 2 weeks of Most Extreme Challenge/MXC/whatever it's called."

HeavyPettingZoo commented on 50 Year Old Nancy Lieberman Coming to a WNBA Court Near You

""Broken hip" just took over for "torn ACL" as the "Who's Now?" of WNBA injuries."

HeavyPettingZoo commented on Rudy Giuliani's son Andrew

"@WrighteousMetsFan: It would be really ironic to get terminated for a comment made on a post about getting terminated."

HeavyPettingZoo commented on Are You Offended By ESPN?

"What is Shanaynay from "Martin" doing between Jacobsen and Bernstein? /don't ban me"

HeavyPettingZoo commented on Former Auburn coach Pat Dye's

"That's nothing- when you are on a lake in Minnesota, you have a 40% chance of finding a trouser snake. Attached to Bryant McKinnie."

HeavyPettingZoo commented on So it's come to this: To increase

"Big deal- Madonna has been bribing A-Rod with aged roast beef for weeks now."

HeavyPettingZoo commented on Brett Favre's Text-Messaging Habits Under Intense Scrutiny

"John Madden thinks its great that Favre has so much fun texting."

HeavyPettingZoo commented on The Inevitable Evolution Of One William F. Leitch

"April 20, 1999 Sir, I am here in sunny Columbine, CO to interview some youngsters about a hip new trend called "goth"."

HeavyPettingZoo commented on A Love Letter To The Deadspinners

"I for one am going to miss having had James Spader take time out from his busy schedule to become Editor of this site."