DrJimmy commented on Welcome To The Island Of Misfit Luxury Imports...

"There's a similar image of a new-car parking lot next to a giant bridge at the Port of Houston. I feel bad for all of the hourly wage people in the auto biz. I also hear the sound of knives sharpening for the three CEOs of the US auto makers, having traveled individually in private jets to beg for a Federal bailout."

DrJimmy commented on No Word If Kutcher Is Asking Them For Painkillers

"Every once in a while, 14 yr old kids have a flash of wisdom far beyond their years."

DrJimmy commented on Flat Light Bulbs Are an Incandescent Innovation

"Okay, okay, all you efficiency wonks."

DrJimmy commented on What Kind of Movie Black President Would Obama Be?

"You guys missed Richard Pryor as "The 40th President of the United States" in a sketch from his short late-70s "summer replacement" NBC TV series."

DrJimmy commented on Dumb hospital worker bees:

"Silly television asses got the acronym wrong, even after spelling it out...it's "HIPAA." Since HIPAA has been in effect for a few years now, I have no sympathy for the twerps who lost their jobs for violating it."

DrJimmy commented on Sensitive Company Exploits Jennifer Hudson's Tragedy in 24 Hours Flat

"Dear fucking gawd. This Jon Peters pperson just earned himself a convoy of truckloads of Bad Karma."

DrJimmy commented on An Obama Presidency May Be Rough Going for Political Cartoonists

"Many satirists, cartoon and otherwise, wept at Bill Clinton's leaving the White House 8 years ago. Trust me, they'll be busy as usual come Jan."

DrJimmy commented on JFK and Jackie O. Were Chic At All Times, Even Halloween

""Sometimes the right thing happens, despite our best (or worst) intentions." I know it's not that original; this thought came to me on election night in 1992."

DrJimmy commented on R/C Pinball Probably Sounded Like a Good Idea

"Brother Neo!"

DrJimmy commented on Bar Trek: The Next Inebriation

"That's my kind of shirt, though I could never look that cute in it. Don't have the legs for it...or, the curves...or the ovaries...or, the chromosomes... I've grown to accept that I'm just another wide-waisted gray-haired Trekker."